all about me.

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via heart)

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

(via the-great-tomato-bastard)

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

(via oppai-5-lyf)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

(via oppai-5-lyf)

crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

(via oppai-5-lyf)

miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

(via oppai-5-lyf)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

(via oppai-5-lyf)

unsexual:

fax me your nudes

(via oppai-5-lyf)

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

(via oppai-5-lyf)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via oppai-5-lyf)

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