dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on