all about me.

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

(via kiss-me-or-stfu)

Anonymous asked: do not eat cereal on your moms sofa with your left hand if your right handed.

actualucifer:

Sound advice. I hope this isn’t from experience…?

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

(Source: terrakion, via kiss-me-or-stfu)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via kiss-me-or-stfu)

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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